Mean Girls

What is up with chicks? I don't have very many female friends. I stopped being friends with women after high school for a couple of reasons. 1. I went to art school, most of the men were already like women anyways so I didn't have the need for female friends. 2. Women are bitches, not all of them, but a lot of them are. 

I like men for more reasons than just to boink. I like men for friendships because they are laid back and they wouldn't go up to a woman and ask her if she was pregnant when she so clearly is not. Women on the other hand will make a point of going up to another woman and ask her "so when are you due?" Oh you mean when am I due to kick your fucking ass. I may sound bitter, but I have had many bad experiences with women. I don't think all women are like this, I meet a lot of cool women and think, "wow I wish I was their friend, they are so cool" and then I meet other women that are cold like the North Pole and I wish they would take their foot out of their mouth. I personally would want to be friends with Tina Fey over Angelina Jolie. 


Case in point, I have been on a job many times in a health food store and have a woman complain about my "so-called attitude," but not once did I ever have a complaint from a man. I do realize that women get jealous and have complex personalties. I am a woman so I know that I think far too much and overcomplicate any issue, but seriously be more like a dude and take things in stride. I am sick of bitchy women!




Samantha V.♥✌♡✌♥