After waiting 20 minutes for a damn train to come I got on and naturally the train smelled of ass. It was pretty gnarly. Every time I get on a train I feel the need to shower right afterwards. I'm boxed in and to my right is a guy that probably still owns several pairs of JNCO Jeans. His nails are longer than mine, gross and I can see him texting. Long nails on a guy, there is no excuse. I don't care if you are goth or think you are a vampire, unless your name is Howard Hughes clip your fucking nails.
The vampire trend is a trend that needs to be put to death with a wooden stake. It should have permanently died when Buffy the Vampire Slayer went off the air. Anything that has a hold on people to the point of teens wanting to file their teeth down to get fangs is crazy.
Here are some trends that will probably return just because the geek trend decided to rear it's ugly head. Being a real geek is fine, but posing as one is lame.
I predict the following:
1. I believe that 2011 is the Year of the POG, POGs definitely will make a comeback. I can see art student hipsters everywhere playing the game at lunch breaks trading American Spirit cigarettes or stolen American Apparel merchandise.
2. Curly Shoelaces beat out Velcro even with the 70 and over crowd. No more listening to that tearing sound of Velcro or hair sticking to Velcro, I feel that people will use curly shoelaces instead. Laziness seems to be getting worse in society and what's more lazy than not wanting to tie your fricking shoes?
3. Jeans that have wider legs than the span of Alaska. Think JNCO multiplied times 50.
4. Pants with stirrups. I don't ride a horse, but it looks like I do. Yeah my mustang is parked outside, no not a car, a horse. All I wore in elementary school were horrible leggings with stirrups. My mother even had a pair that were brown with some velvet panels and believe me, it looked like she owned a horse. If I had known that leggings would be so hot again, I would have kept them. Damn.
5. It seems that STDs have made a total comeback lately. I feel that they are a real trend. With all of the trashy reality TV shows on MTV and VH1. I wouldn't be surprised if half of the babies that come out of the vagina of those "16 andKnocked Up out of Wedlock Pregnant" had herpes on their umbilical cords.
The amount of STDs that are floating in out of the VH1 network are greater than that of any found in the pool at your local Bally Total Fitness (aka I workout here and I never wipe my machine down, but allow me to buy you a drink). The pic below is of a skank that was on two VH1 "shows" (if you can call them that) and reported that she was date raped. Looking like that I can see how and she probably date raped herself.
6. Copious amounts of body hair. When I graduated from college I was seated next to a blonde girl that was in a class of mine. She had the hairiest damn legs I have ever seen on a woman and it was gross. There was more texture on her legs than that found on a latch hook rug. Now I am lucky I don't have to shave my legs often. I only have to shave them four times per year because my leg hair is pretty much non-existent and my arm hair is barely noticeable. This seems to fit in with the geek chic and the hipster, I'm so cool attitude, the need to not groom anything. Let that unibrow grow, let your back hair turn into a welcome mat and the only landing strip we'll be seeing is if we take off in a Boeing 747. Bring on the full muff and leg hair I guess because unfortunately that is a trend that is here to stay. Planet of the Apes.
4. Pants with stirrups. I don't ride a horse, but it looks like I do. Yeah my mustang is parked outside, no not a car, a horse. All I wore in elementary school were horrible leggings with stirrups. My mother even had a pair that were brown with some velvet panels and believe me, it looked like she owned a horse. If I had known that leggings would be so hot again, I would have kept them. Damn.
5. It seems that STDs have made a total comeback lately. I feel that they are a real trend. With all of the trashy reality TV shows on MTV and VH1. I wouldn't be surprised if half of the babies that come out of the vagina of those "16 and
The amount of STDs that are floating in out of the VH1 network are greater than that of any found in the pool at your local Bally Total Fitness (aka I workout here and I never wipe my machine down, but allow me to buy you a drink). The pic below is of a skank that was on two VH1 "shows" (if you can call them that) and reported that she was date raped. Looking like that I can see how and she probably date raped herself.
(What do these three things have in common?--you can
get really bad Crabs from all of them)
6. Copious amounts of body hair. When I graduated from college I was seated next to a blonde girl that was in a class of mine. She had the hairiest damn legs I have ever seen on a woman and it was gross. There was more texture on her legs than that found on a latch hook rug. Now I am lucky I don't have to shave my legs often. I only have to shave them four times per year because my leg hair is pretty much non-existent and my arm hair is barely noticeable. This seems to fit in with the geek chic and the hipster, I'm so cool attitude, the need to not groom anything. Let that unibrow grow, let your back hair turn into a welcome mat and the only landing strip we'll be seeing is if we take off in a Boeing 747. Bring on the full muff and leg hair I guess because unfortunately that is a trend that is here to stay. Planet of the Apes.
Samantha V. ♥✌♡✌♥
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