My Pics From PDCFW (Pennsylvania Dutch Country Fashion Week)

So as I mentioned before I spent some time in Pennsylvania Dutch Country for Fashion Week. The Amish have been impressed with me for awhile now. They still don't understand how I can be so stylin without using a zipper. I got invited to go and they flew me out. It was awesome when I arrived at the airport I had an extra long buggy with a huge horse come pick me up. I mean this was the limo of buggies. 


When I arrived at the Peach Cobbler Inn (This is the Four Seasons of Pennsylvania) I was given an amazing basket full of cheese curds and pie. 


Below are the pics of my fashion icon-ess. I am wearing Zubaz pants, Birkenstocks with white Adidas socks, an Ella Moss top, a Pendleton jacket, flower barrettes, Gap scarf circa 2002, and an awesome visor I stole from a homeless man in Naples, Florida

View of my hotel in the background. I was put up in the Silo Suite, swank.

I told this dude that he would get way more action if his ride were pulled by mustangs instead of Clydesdales. 

        Bringing Pole Dancing Moves to the Amish

This woman smelled kinda like an old quilt that had moth balls on it, soaked in a jar of lemonade

Samantha V.♥✌♡✌♥

Airport Couture

I know I am so uber fashionable, so everyone invites me to their fashion shows. I recently got comped a ticket to attend Pennsylvania Dutch Country Fashion Week (PDC Fashion Week) and let me tell you can those Amish throw a party. I got there and right away they welcomed me with a bag of cheese curds and gave me a complimentary hair cut (with a bowl). Then I got to build a house, yay, I got a splinter. My trip ended with an amazing rave that the Amish throw every year, called the Rumspringa Remake.

Anyhow on my way back from my voyage I ran into none other than Marc Jacobs. He was wearing a bikini, that's right Marc Jacobs you show that TSA who's boss, just like that one girl did that wore a bikini on Thanksgiving weekend. 

Samantha V. ♥✌♡✌♥