No offense to PETA, but I dislike pigeons. Not the Nike Sb Pigeons, but the bird, pigeons. For several reasons and yesterday just gave me another reason. On my way to Trader Joes a pigeon shit on my knee cap, not to mention I was riding my bike. I was a moving target and I still got shit on! Now someone told me that getting shit on by a bird is good luck, so maybe I shouldn't hate on the pigeon. Let's face it pigeons aren't the brightest of birds. If they were smart they would get out of the way sooner, I have almost run them over many a times. Even thought I dislike the birds, I wouldn't want to kill one, I would get hurt too. On the bright side I was wearing Juicy Couture jeans that are over fives years old. Now if I had been wearing my PRPs or my Diesel 8b3 Matic, I would have climbed onto the El tracks and bitched that bird out.
My new design for a jacket features feathers, from pigeons. If designers started using rat fur, why not use pigeon feathers (btw I like John Updike), after all they are just rats with wings. I found a coat on mytheresa.com that is insane by Balmain and made out of feathers. If I had the money I would buy this coat and wear it for Halloween. I'm the same thing every year for Halloween, a hooker, because it's easy (no pun intended) so this coat would be perfect.
(Jackets by Balmain and Lanvin from mytheresa.com,
bottom shot from 2009 Elie Saab)
Those Birds sure know how to ruffle some feathers.
Samantha V.♥✌♡✌♥
great post - hate pigeons xxxx
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