The Best Week Ever

So because I'm such an amazing blogger and I have so many followers, lol, Giorgio Armani asked me to participate in his fashion show. It was so cool, I drank a lot of Moet Chandon and I wound up going to the gynecologist drunk. 


The gynecologist drunk is way better than sober because no one likes what they do to you. While I was  sitting in the waiting room for an hour and a half I ran into Anna Wintour and wowed her with my impressive fashion. I thought people like Anna Wintour don't go out to the obgyn, but rather the gynecologist comes to them like a Peapod delivery service. I wonder what she was doing there, let's just say probably a Silken Secret, if you get my drift. And I'm sure she has a Louis Vuitton monogrammed box. 

Samantha V. ♥✌♡✌♥