Anyone Else Feel Like Farting in Pilates?

I look forward to going to the gym just as much as I look forward to eating cauliflower and I actually LOVE cauliflower, so I LOVE going to the gym. Pilates is meant to be relaxing except I can't relax. Well I can somewhat, but more so the thing I find I can't relax the most is my rectum. I squeeze my butt cheeks together and everytime the feeling of needing to fart passes my face turns red.

All I know is silent farts are deadly and the noisier ones tend to not make much of a statement. So I have recently discovered a new technique if holding in a fart doesn't work while in a public place. Release slowly, it's like putting a pillow on your tush, it softens the blow (literally).

I hate Pilates only for this reason. I much prefer to fart while walking quickly on the street because then no one will know who did and remember whomever smelt it dealt it. I will say that if I let one rip in Pilates class, the strength of that sucker would vaporize all of the people in the class worse than an atomic bomb.

Samantha V.♥✌♡✌♥